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 Long time no update issued today a lazy 100 jokes to see Oh Oh ...
1: Once a man fishing, caught a squid only.
Squid ask him: Do you let me go, do not roast and eat ah me.
man said: Yes, I ask you some questions to test it.
very happy squid said: You test it you test it!
and then put this man squid to bake ..
2: I have too schizophrenic, but now we have recovered.
3: A student in the U.S. driving test, turn left in front of signs suggest that he is not very sure Q Examiner:
into the red beans; has been festering, he is a soybean; wound end up with scars, and finally became black.
5: Small sensible hair, next to the school, the students see his new hairstyle , smiles: Xiao-Ming, your head like a kite Oh-type! Xiao Ming feel wronged, to go outside to cry. crying and crying and he would fly up ~ hhhh
6: personal long as onions, to go the walk began to cry hh.
7: Little Penguin one day asked his grandmother, asked my father, ;
8: There is a love of the h
of corn so they decided to get married h
wedding day h
a corn corn h
find another asked beside the corn Popcorn: the corn you see our family do?
popcorn: my dear, people wear a wedding dress of the Well hh.
9: music class, the teacher playing a Beethoven tune
Xiaoming Q Xiao Hua: Piano. What are they afraid?
answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case.
reasons: not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
12: One day a lady car h
sit the way her mother did not know the way to play with a stick h.
driver ass mother said: Which?
Driver: This is my ass h..
13: an egg to the teahouse tea, the results it became boiled eggs; an egg run the Songhua River to swim, the results it becomes egg; have eggs went to a Shandong, turned into a Lu (halogen) eggs; an egg homeless return result it becomes a wild eggs; an egg on the way careful not to fall, fell to the ground, turned into a missile; an egg go to the yard of the family, turned into a bomb; an egg run to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, the results become a hydrogen bomb; an egg is sick, the results become bad; an egg married, turned into a jerk; an egg go swimming in the river, turned into a nuclear bomb; an egg run to the flowers gone, turned into a Hua Dan; an egg riding a horse, holding a knife, that he is a Peking Opera Blues; an egg or female, long ugly, the result becomes a dinosaur eggs; an egg is male, his wife and the other eggs out adultery, and he became a son of a bitch; an egg hh
14: host asked: Will the cat climb? eagle Responder: Yes! Moderator: example! eagle tears: That year, I was fast asleep, the cat climbed the tree, then there is the owl h h
15: both feces shell dragonfly the welfare lottery, A said: I want to put in the jackpot radius of 50 miles to buy down the toilet, eat your fill! B said: You Ah Tai Su! I hit the jackpot on the package if the one living, eat fresh!
16: why the chicken cross the street
answer to get another side
17: A: That man is doing?
B: He was shaking.
A: Why did he want to shake it?
B: Yeah he was cool .
A: Oh, not cold-drawn shivering.
A: hh
18: Mr. Banana and his girlfriend have a date, walking down the street, the weather is hot, put the clothes Mr. Banana took off, after his girlfriend fell down hhh
19: a sausage to be kept in the refrigerator
feeling cold, and then looked at the other side of the root, with the point of comfort, said: long time. He said: tired ah, I think I have soft down the whole person hhh.
21: This diver is very difficult moves, he did a forward somersault twist then three weeks a half weeks backflip then a month.
22: MM University of got lost looking for. met a gentle professor.
MM: May I ask, how can I go to college?
Professor: Only work hard in school, more than before University.
23: Secretary and Chief of pooling the elevator, after the Secretary released a fart chief said: You fart! chief said: h is not long I put the chief were sacked, the Secretary will said: fart big things you can not afford to be magnanimous, to what you use?
24: Miss: now doing good business doing it!
boss: Why?
Miss: . No, washable cold weather promised ~ ~ ~ (giant conceal joke)
27: A blind man begging in the streets wearing sunglasses.
a drunk man walked by, that his poor, threw him a hundred dollars.
After walking a few drunk one turned around to see the blind man goes to the sun to distinguish between genuine and false hundred large copy.
drunk over snatched the money back: I cheat! br>
two people have a great chance of bird flu mm1.
B: I'm Adam and Eve eating the forbidden fruit from the time will be a ~
C: to know why Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit you?
AB: I do not know!
C: Because Adam did not smoke! (Hint: homonym of a word)
30: someone had just been abandoned by his girlfriend, happened to bump into on the street flirting with ex-girlfriend and new love, he imagined gas, to humiliate them about. So I called the front is very polite hello, and was contemptuously new love of his girlfriend, said: , which are all new! what the scroll bar above the text passes very quickly.
even curious to ask: This is the lyrics up?
Sister: Yeah!
the line of duty: how flies so fast? no see! < br> Line of Duty: Jay!!
33: Wife: I'm blind, will marry you stepped on dog feces.
Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lay there have been two of you to step on ......< br> 34: Chemical Examination Question: A and B can be transformed into each other, B can generate C in boiling water , C in the air oxidation of D, D has the smell of rotten eggs, and asked A, B, C, D all what?
I A: A is the chicken, B is the raw eggs, C is a cooked egg, D course Rights rotten eggs!
35: rubber, skins, lion's skin which the worst?
A: rubber.
because eraser (rubber poor).
36: Q: 3 head of a What is foot only???
answer: 3 foot tall monster !!!!!!< br> 37: ants go to the desert, and why the sand did not leave his footprints, leaving only a line on the road?
answer: because it is the bicycle!
home from the desert ant, he did not tell anyone, but his family knew he was coming back! Why ah!
Answer: Yes He stopped the bike downstairs hh.
38: One day, police caught a female drug addicts, police saw the tattoo on her hand and asked her what are you doing to your boyfriend's name tattooed hands , he called the Little good is not h ah .. is not. quickly said that he had no drugs .. h. A woman quickly saw that
addict looked on with an angry look
police say it is hate
Rights h.
40: One day, the United States and her boyfriend go for a drive,
car almost out of gas, just next to a gas station, opened in the past, when a sudden gust her boyfriend's hat blown off.
small beautiful boyfriend said to her:
behind him shouted:
But soon they are in love, people ask how did you come together?
gorilla replied: jump off tall buildings ...
turned into a .......< br> dead fat man ..
43: There was a duck called the Little Yellow, one day it was hit by a car while crossing the road a bit , shouted: One day, stay at home, especially bored penguins, polar bears ready to go play, and he went out, but walked the road half the time find myself to forget to lock the door, which had gone for 10 years, but still have the door lock ah, so the penguins and go home to lock the door. lock the door after the Penguins once again starting to look for polar bears, mean that he spent 40 years to the polar bears and penguins to their home hh knock on the door said: come looking for you to play! Do you have a hundred small bread ah? jumping jump bakery, On the third day, the rabbit hopped to the bakery, !! what results it becomes : A stewardess asked one little girl said: 50: There was a polar bear and a penguin playing with the penguins to the hair one by one to pull down, pull finished, on the polar bear said: fur to pull down one by one, turned to Penguin, said: br> Q: That day, the chief is ill, the doctor told him to be a vegetarian, he ate what?
A: eat a vegetable!
52: two sausages in the fridge, over a long time,
sausage with a bit of a shake, wow! cold ah ~!
other sausages very surprised to say, hey? how can you say sausage?
53: One day,
have only Bucks run faster and faster,
went last,
it becomes a high-speed Bucks
54: One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit,
she announced: , taken after the completion of fruit, our unified and wash, washing can eat. Mei: shoes, because I stepped on the stool. : Xiao Ming! you how ah? you know the answer in the end ah? anyhow Zhiyi Sheng ah!
Xiaoming: squeak ~
56: elephant asked the camel: l how long you in the back of Mimi on? r
camel, said: l die away, I do not and the penis with a long speech in the face of things!
57: How to drink larger cups?
read the Great Compassion Mantra
58: Xiao Ming: A few degrees today?
Xiaohua: minus 3 degrees Ah!
Xiao Ming: No wonder so cold
59: A little boy came home from school a glimpse from the window of a mad woman lying in bed rubbing chest I want a man I cried a man!
next day the little boy out of the window out of date and from a woman who found a man lying,
the little boy went home and cried in bed mad rubbing my chest I want to bike to bike !
60: Once upon a bird,
him every day through a corn field,
but unfortunately,
patch of corn field one day, a fire,
all Corn turned into popcorn!!!
the bird in the past after ......< br> that snow to cold dead ...
61: that there is a polar bear, because of snow to be too harsh, and have to wear dark glasses to see things,
but he can not find the sunglasses, so crawling around on the ground looking eyes closed, goes up and up Yeah, the hands and feet to climb before the dirty to find sunglasses. wear sunglasses, mirror a photo, and found: Oh, I'm a panda.
62: science class the teacher asked: Why is a cold body after death?
no one answer.
teacher asked: no one know?
At this time, there is a student stood up and said: That is because �ľ���Ȼy.
63: Xiao Ming in a car accident lost a leg, br> Xiao Ming in a car accident and lost a leg,
another accident lost his primary and secondary out the other leg,
small out in a car accident and lost his leg,
Xiao Ming is in fact dog.
64: One day, A, B, C three people go out, hang around for a long time to go on the road.
A later said,'m bored, I want to play B.
A and C saw one, put the B onto the alley to go play.
65: three rabbit poo
pull the first strip of
only the second ball of the
only the first three triangular
actually ask it: I Yong Shounie the
66: When will want reunification of Taiwan?
buy instant noodles when
67: Bauer asked him one day Dad: He suddenly ran out of dog bites, he angrily picked up the bamboo fight it,
the dog's owner to see Xiaoming beat his dog, was unhappy to say: beat the dog to see the owner, heard of it? < br> when Xiao Ming said: good! I watched you and your dog while playing.
69: Bugs: flowers, do you do with my pencil?
flowers: No, I useless.
Bugs: You're useless?
flowers: I'm useless!
Bugs: Well, you are useless in 17 people admit to a
70: Ants After falling off from the Himalayan mountains is how to die?
answer: starvation. because it floats down to too light a long time ~ h
80: Why do dogs get smaller?
A : Because it is farther and farther.
81: Once there was a horse! it fell into the sea Paozhepaozhe.
Therefore, it becomes a Only one other horse horse friends, fell into the sea in order to find the horse, the result fell into the river. Later, he became it in order to find the missing two friends, came to the traffic chaos of the city.
it is several successive sets the car to run over, making him appear a good few black stripes.
result, it becomes the fate of being eaten, all to be as into the could not help but say: 20 million underground banks, Little Grace implored him more days,
banks who said: tomorrow we must also, otherwise hh, chopped off two fingers;
the day after tomorrow, then hh, in cutting the four; 3 days, then hh
Xiao Ming: Is it not also the people who
banks: NO, to the time you become a little jingle.
83: a man of God suddenly one day encounter God
Daihatsu kindness intend to give that person a wish
God asked: Do you have any desire to do?
man then said: I heard that cats have nine lives, then please give me your right 9 Mania !
God said: Your desire to achieve slightly!
day, that person idle boredom,
want to die a death anyway, 9 Mania Well
to lay railroad tracks, the results of a train
past,
that people are still dead.
Why is this?
because that station has 10 train cars.
84: a guy to the hospital inspection, and has done a lot of testing.
doctor said: There is good news and bad news! read your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to cure!
this guy said : Oh my god! good news that it?
doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah
85: a hunter with his dogs to hunt in the woods a slip of the day did not prey .
dark, not willing to keep riding, he was transferred in the woods,
horse suddenly said: l you do not give me a break, think I'm exhausted ah!? r
hunters heard shocked, and immediately roll down from the horse, pulling dogs to run away, ran panting under a tree during a lesson, the dog patted his chest and said to him: l scared me, actually talking horse! r < br> So the hunter on the spot was scared to death
86: wolves, tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated? Wolf
because: Momotaro (out of the wolf)
87: A day of pick a mirror the mirror of the talk about the importance; here good side of people familiar ah
B said; is? I see (taking the mirror), I ah! me that you do not know ah?
88: A Tomato and tomato B to go shopping.
B Q A: Where are we going?
A does not answer.
B asked: Where are we going?
A or no answer.
B asked the time.
turned on Tomato Tomato A B said: We are not tomatoes come from? Why do we say it?
89: Once there was a white and a black cat
day

white cat fell into the water to save it up
said something white on black
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B :Do not say, when to eat something so disgusting!!
92: Cao Chuan Lu Su in
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results Peach not pull out, scared monkeys, and now we must eat a good amount.
94: peripheral hospitals to prevent the escape of 100 patients, two still want to escape from the hospital psychiatric patients.
effort over the wall in the beating in the darkness. to 30 under the wall,
continue to turn outward.
to 60 under the wall,
99 under the wall,
stream, a large treasure, Nobita, ambition, David A total of four boys naked in the play in the water,
suddenly was electric fish in the stream, the four boys were electrocuted to! guess an electrical appliances. < br> Allcorn: ah .... do not know Jesus ~
Xiao Ming: The answer is Hump it?
Camel Dad: Because the desert without water, there can only store water hump ah!
small Luo: Dad, why do we have a long woolen?
Camel Dad: Because the desert in the wind, we have relied on block wind and sand, we will see ah!
small Luo: Dad, why do we have a foot thick?
Camel Dad: Because the desert is sand, so that we stabilize ah!
small Luo: Dad, the last question, then we are doing here at the zoo?
97: hen incubates the eggs, have an egg out from its ass drill
hen: > writing on the wall film r l word,
watch the two of us up to sit on the toilet.
100: a morning, to a known tough Executive Morning soldier asked: